Have your credit card ready
J. Michael Tracy male vocal/uptempo
Checkin' out the tube for a-little while
My fa-vo-rite channel—izzon the dial they’re sellin'
Books and cars and clothes and wine atta
Very small price—they could be mine
When you’ve got the card, you can get anything you need
I kinda wonder if gettin' into heaven
Is guaranteeeeeed if you
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Have your credit card ready
When it’s time to go
Have your credit card ready
Cause you never know
If Saint Peter’s gonna tell ya—that you can stay
When the Pearly Gates open on Judgement Day
So have your credit card ready
When it’s your time to go
Now it’s 2am and my eyes are weak
I’m so damned tired, I can barely speak
The TV’s blarin', see the preacher there
With his big red robe and-shiny black hair
“We can save your soul, so be the first in line
Get your autographed Bible and a set of tapes for
Nineteen ninety nine and”
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Now it ain’t about money or the things in life
You can buy with stacks of green
Don’t matter what you have when you cash it in
Cause you can’t get to heaven in a limozeeen
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So have your credit card ready
When it’s your time to go