Three sheets to the wind
J. Michael Tracy male/female vocal/uptempo
(female vocal)
You come home smellin like you haven’t warshed in 20 years
A wiskey bottle in one hand, in you arm a case of beer
You stand there for a moment, and contemplate the door
You take one step and like a tree, fall face first to the floor
(chorus) (male vocal)
“Sombody Help Me!” Well I’m three sheets to the wind, just call my next of kin
Please take this bottle and knock me over the head
When she finds out the score, she’ll kill me that’s for shore (man)
Cause I’m through my friend, I’m three sheets to the wind
(verse) (female vocal)
Well I’m tired of draggin you to bed and cleanin up the floor
I’m tired of waitin up all night so’s I can hear you snore
This ain’t how life’s supposed to be, your chips I’m cashin in
You come home drinkin one more time and I’ma gonna do you in
(bridge) (male vocal)
“Now What Am I Gonna Do?” Well somewhere one drink turned into twelve
I just don’t remember how
And as soon as she finds out by God
She’s gonna have a cow!
(chorus)(male and female vocals)
Cause I’m three sheets to the wind, just call my next of kin (man)
----------------------------------------------------“Just call his next of kin” (woman)
Please take this bottle and knock me over the head
---------------------------------------------------“I’ll knock him over the head”
When she finds out the score, she’ll kill me that’s for shore
---------------------------------------------------“I’ll kill him that’s for shore”
Cause I’m through my friend, I’m three sheets to the wind
“Cause he’s through my friend he’s three sheets to the wind”
When she finds out the score, she’ll kill me that’s for shore
---------------------------------------------------“I’ll kill him that’s for shore”
Cause I’m through my friend, I’m three sheets to the wind
“Cause he’s through my friend, he’s three sheets to the wind”
Cause I’m through my friend, I’m three sheets to the wind
“Cause he’s through my friend, he’s three sheets to the wind”